You know how in He’s Just Not That Into You, Ginnifer Goodwin’s character think she’s the exception to the rule? And how dudes just have issues and would otherwise like her insane, crazy, terrifyingly co-dependent character?

That’s how I am. But I’m dating Camel Lights. Sure, EVERYONE gets cancer. But not me. I won’t get it. Because he IS into me, he’s just really scared and fucking some other girl.

I hate Day #3.